toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

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dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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surprisebitch:

pure horror

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hanukkahlewinsky:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

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thempress:

trust:

i think this is my one of my favourite videos right now

The meaning of friendship. 

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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alright-thats-it:

my life would be complete. not a single thing could top this ever. never… ever ever ever.

alright-thats-it:

my life would be complete. not a single thing could top this ever. never… ever ever ever.

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goddess-of-moss:

blacksquares:

callingoutbigotry:

These leafdogs soothe my soul

this is the highest level of wizard

this. is. everything.

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factsofcanada:

The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadians gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.

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HAKUNA MA’VODKA

it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

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