strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

strigays:

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

gODDAMNIT this post always getS TINY FUCKING BURSTS OF notes when will the carnage stop

(Source: purrinces, via doncarlosi)

tourettesandsex:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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I’ll reblog this every time.

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extr0verted:

madame-ganj:

this is my dream

It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

extr0verted:

madame-ganj:

this is my dream

It’s emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via doncarlosi)

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

(via hotguysandpizza)

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

(via kxyc)

teapotprincess:

thecutestofthecute:

crowley-for-king:

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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Majestic creatures.

(via kxyc)

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

(Source: okithecat, via burton47)

doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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itsmamrie:

mytra-fallen-angel:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long  they’ve stopped teaching it where I live 

this is porn

itsmamrie:

mytra-fallen-angel:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

This made me cry so hard because I haven’t seen the cursive alphabet in so long  they’ve stopped teaching it where I live 

this is porn

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